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TOPIC: Poker maxims - Live or die on the river.

Poker maxims - Live or die on the river. 24 Feb 2012 09:53 #8940

  • .Attila
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Found some on poker-heroes and of course
there are a lot more created by this lovely
game. So here is the place for all this
famous words - feel free to 'complete'....

A King can do no wrong … unless it runs into an ace.
(Anonymous)
Try to decide how good your hand is at a given moment. Nothing else matters.
(Doyle “Texas Dolly” Bunson)
Bad-Beats only happen to good players.
(Joe Crow)
Once you start thinking you have nothing left to learn, you have everything to learn.
(Steve Badget)
In a game of poker, I can put the player's souls in my pocket.
(Beausourire)
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you will be a mile away, and you will have his shoes.
(Chuck Humphrey)
If it were easy, everyone would do it.
(Bonnie Damiano)
The single greatest key to winning is knowing the enemy – yourself.
(Andy Glazer)
The winner is not the player who wins the most pots. The winner is the player who wins the most money.
(Anthony Holden)
Its morally wrong to let a sucker keep money.
(Canada Bill Jones)
Losing is like smoking. It's habit forming.
(Puggy Pearson)
I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a champion and make a sucker of him.
(Amarillo Slim Preston)
When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience.
(Anonymous)
If you are a guy, you know you play too much poker if your wet dreams involve 'nuts' instead of breasts.
(Anonymous)
It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut you throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.
(Stu Unger)
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Re: Poker maxims - Live or die on the river. 24 Feb 2012 10:20 #8941

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.Attila wrote:

The single greatest key to winning is knowing the enemy – yourself.
(Andy Glazer)
I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a champion and make a sucker of him.
(Amarillo Slim Preston)
When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience.
(Anonymous)
It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut you throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.
(Stu Unger)

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Re: Poker maxims - Live or die on the river. 24 Feb 2012 12:36 #8942

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Hi .Attila,

i put them to the website together with our collection from Equity-Poker.de and wrote a news.

Thanks and best regards!
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Re: Poker maxims - Live or die on the river. 24 Feb 2012 13:19 #8943

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Hi .Attila,

it seems that we read the same book (poker school from Jan Meinert). :-), but you`ve forgotten some maxims. I can also recommend "poker Uni".

1) It is easy to smile an an insult and pretend it`s funny when the person insulting you is losing with money. (Alfred Alvarez)
2) In the long run there`s no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know. (Steve Badget)
3) Trust everything, but always cut the cards. (Benny Binion)
4) "Living in the past" is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy. (Richard Roeper)
5) The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing. (Nick "The Greek" Dandalos)
6) I never saw a poker player`s money that i did not like. (Oklahoma Johnny Hale)
7) Egoism is the anesthetic provided by nature to dull the pain of being a damn fool. (Chuck Humphrey)
8) If the shoe fits, steal it. (Lou Krieger)
9) Luck never gives, it only lends. (swedish maxim)
10)It`s going to finish when i fold my hand and go up to the big poker game in the sky. (Al Alvarez)
11)Show me a good loser and i`ll show you a loser. (Stu Ungar)
And last my favourite :
12)Last night i stayed up late playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. (Steven Wright)

By, Tila
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Re: Poker maxims - Live or die on the river. 24 Feb 2012 13:38 #8944

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Really cool ones! I´ll add them at the evenening. Thx.
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Re: Poker maxims - Live or die on the river. 24 Feb 2012 15:56 #8946

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The difference between a Poker Player and a Large Cheese Pizza is, a large Cheese Pizza can feed a family of four. (unknown)

Texas No-Limit Hold'em is like flying "Up, Down bumpy over the mountains".
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