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06 Oct 2018 00:26 #41714 by M4N!4C
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I probably should bring a pillow for me next time at WeC Semi-Final table.

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07 Oct 2018 20:08 #41725 by joe4135
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we maybe shd implement micro payments?
One sms $5 and dealer is your friend?
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09 Oct 2018 16:35 - 09 Oct 2018 16:36 #41734 by M4N!4C
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Some say there is a way to influence the Dealer. Just listen to El Sonidito by Hechizeros Band for 24 strait hours to gain Doc Ijiwaru super powers. :silly: :evil:
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07 Nov 2018 10:23 #41974 by 7771
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128 Alter

“Wie alt, glauben Sie, Herr Doktor, kann ich werden?“
“Rauchen Sie?“
“nein.“
“Trinken Sie?“
“Nein.“
„Frauen?“
“Niemals.
“Warum wollen Sie alt werden?“

…...

Francois Auber zu einem Bekannten, der sich beklagte, dass er alt werde:
“Das Altwerden ist leider bisher das einzige Mittel, lange zu leben.“

……

Der Hundertjährige auf die Frage des Reporters, worauf er sein hohes Alter zurückführe:
“In erster Linie auf die Tatsache, dass ich heute vor hundert Jahren geboren wurde.“
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12 Dec 2018 23:11 - 12 Dec 2018 23:11 #42339 by Doc Ijiwaru
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I LOVE MY BANK!!!
DEUTSCHE BANK IS THE BEST!!!


As I expected, I can't get along with anyone today either....
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12 Dec 2018 23:13 #42340 by boehmi
boehmi replied.
more Bingo like this?

Game: 1 | Hand: 14
BLIND LEVEL: $50 / $100
Seat 1: boehmi ($7750)
Seat 2: M4N!4C ($9250)
Seat 3: DerSchlesier ($8350)
Seat 4: Lizard1 ($7900)
Seat 5: hotte ($11100)
Seat 6: Falli ($11800)
Seat 7: Doc Ijiwaru ($13850)
BLINDS: boehmi ($50), M4N!4C ($100)
Doc Ijiwaru starts as dealer.
PREFLOP
DerSchlesier folds.
Lizard1 calls $100.
hotte folds.
Falli folds.
Doc Ijiwaru bets $850.
boehmi folds.
M4N!4C folds.
Lizard1 calls $750.

FLOP [board cards 6♣,6♦,8♣]
Lizard1 bets $100.
Doc Ijiwaru bets $1500.
Lizard1 bets $2800.
Doc Ijiwaru calls $1400.

TURN [board cards 6♣,6♦,8♣,T♥]
Lizard1 bets $1100.
Doc Ijiwaru calls $1100.

RIVER [board cards 6♣,6♦,8♣,T♥,9♠]
Lizard1 bets $2900.
Doc Ijiwaru bets $5800.
Lizard1 is all in with $150.
Lizard1 shows [ 6♥,A♦] - Three of a Kind, Sixes
Doc Ijiwaru shows [ 3♦,7♠] - Straight, Ten high
Doc Ijiwaru wins $18700
Lizard1 sits out

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